I’m so old.

Posted on April 14, 2003 by David Crampton

Ever had sex that’s so good you hurt your back? So worth the muscle twinges.

Anyway, those that keep up on my slow-ass progress on my novel will be glad to hear that I’m working on it again. It’s been a long time, and this is the first chapter I’ve had any real problem with. Not crossing the line between giving the reader enough information and giving the reader too much information, while introducing the Captain of the Borderland Guard is tricky. Espeically with two strong personalities like Herod and Sebastian/Nemesis.

If you’d like to read (*cough*edit*cough*) the prelude, as well as chapters 1 through 3, and you haven’t yet, drop me a comment and I’ll hook you up. Maybe. ;)

BTW, I’ve switched the files from Word (*flips off Micro$oft*) to rich text format. Easier for me to edit and for you to read. That, and I don’t have to pirate any word processing software if I want to use my wonderful, wonderful mac keyboard.

That’s all for now. Schwa out.

How did I miss the clue train?

Posted on April 13, 2003 by David Crampton

Uhm, since when was PBS this goddamn cool?

Gods, I’m still that much of a geek. ;)

Self-Mutilation Quiz

Posted on April 10, 2003 by David Crampton

You are burning

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Horoscope

Posted on April 9, 2003 by David Crampton

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The astrological factors coming to bear on you right now are uproarious yet profound; they’re mischievous, intense, and catalytic. In alignment with this spirit, I’ve composed your horoscope by channeling appropriate bumper sticker slogans. Repeat the following affirmations frequently, Taurus, or print them on pieces of paper and tape them to your back.

“Don’t follow me; I’m following my bliss.”
“I’m not tense — just terribly, terribly alert.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
“I’m talking to myself — please don’t eavesdrop.”
“Don’t worry — it only seems kinky the first time.”
“Warning: I have an Attitude and I know how to use it.”

Breathe.

Posted on April 8, 2003 by David Crampton

I have my car back. The starter has been replaced, and the dealership actually gave the car back to me *fixed* this time.

I have taken the test for the National City position. I should be recieving a call either tomorrow or the next day about an interview.

I’m currently attempting to get in contact with , which is patently impossible. Damnit.

I’m about to go and get my two front tires replaced, because you can see the little metal bits. Heh. THESE two I’m getting replaced BEFORE they go flat.