{"id":2203,"date":"2002-03-13T01:12:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-13T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2203"},"modified":"2020-07-25T00:07:45","modified_gmt":"2020-07-25T04:07:45","slug":"fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2203","title":{"rendered":"FUCK"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was at the club having a good time.<\/p>\n

I drank a Red Bull, and combined with the hyperactivity inspired by working out earlier today, I danced my rear end off.<\/p>\n

During this, some retarded excuse for a mammal with an opposable thumb broke into my ’93 Lumina, tore off the dash, yanked out a FOUR-YEAR-OLD CD PLAYER that SKIPS every time I drive over a railroad track. Then, they upended and seemingly TOOK my backpack. They emptied it of all its contents, apparently.<\/p>\n

What they probably found out later is that they got an inexpensive Advantix Camera, CoreComm<\/a>‘s Palm III (that’s right, folks, it’s that old), a bag of ten-sided dice, a pen, post cards written to my friends, some stamps, and a smooth rock. Oh, they also got Ani’s dead Discman and headphones.<\/p>\n

The most damage is in the radio and the dash.<\/p>\n

Anybody want to help me buy a new stereo and help me install it myself? There might be some wiring that needs to be fixed in the car, but I’ll pay you to help me out. :)<\/p>\n

Tomorrow I get to put a trash bag over the broken window. It’ll be hard to notice. To a blind leper.<\/p>\n

I got my car out of the shop less than three weeks ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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