{"id":2244,"date":"2002-04-12T00:19:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-12T04:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2244"},"modified":"2020-07-25T11:36:35","modified_gmt":"2020-07-25T15:36:35","slug":"drunk-and-retarded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2244","title":{"rendered":"Drunk and retarded."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m so very drunk. Double shot of my good pal Jose Quervo, a shot of the devil (El Toro), and a glass of Goldenschlager on ice. WHOOOOO!!! Do you HEAR ME, WORLD?!?! You can’t beat me because I’m FUCKING TRASHED!!!<\/p>\n

And tomorrow, this will look so stupid, and so ridiculous, but it’s ok. Because I have a story in my head. I have a story in my head and a goal in my mind. And that goal has friends. Many, many friends.<\/p>\n

And I make funny faces when I’m drunk. WHOOO!<\/p>\n

It doesn’t matter that the graduate student from before is avoiding me and with someone else. It doesn’t matter that I saw my pregnant ex today at 21st Century. It doesn’t matter that I can be pathetic, because I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED. Not by a long shot, fuck-o ( <— ‘s word). Not by a long shot.<\/lj><\/p>\n

Time to sleep soundly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m so very drunk. Double shot of my good pal Jose Quervo, a shot of the devil (El Toro), and a glass of Goldenschlager on ice. WHOOOOO!!! Do you HEAR ME, WORLD?!?! You can’t beat me because I’m FUCKING TRASHED!!! … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-Ac","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5213,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244\/revisions\/5213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}