{"id":2283,"date":"2002-05-03T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-03T18:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2283"},"modified":"2020-07-25T18:32:44","modified_gmt":"2020-07-25T22:32:44","slug":"par-tay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2283","title":{"rendered":"PAR-TAY!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up a little late, but it didn&#8217;t matter.  I felt good and rested.  I went to pick up a cake, and picked out a 1\/4 sheet cake, chocolate with chocolate frosting.  Hey, I&#8217;m proud to be from a long line of chocoholics. ;)<\/p>\n<p>I dropped the cake off at the potluck table, then went to my cube.  Then I blinked a few times and laughed out loud.  I couldn&#8217;t wipe the grin off of my face.  My cube had pink and light blue balloons taped and thumbtacked to *everything*.  The cube itself was cordoned off by a &#8220;Happy Birthday&#8221; banner.  There was a blue balloon on the keyboard with a face drawn on it, and it was wearing my headphones.<\/p>\n<p>I thanked Christie (cow-orker) profusely.  Anyone that has threatened to pop a balloon has received a Christie glare, which is not something you want to be on the wrong end of.  She&#8217;s got that &#8220;I&#8217;m a mom&#8221; glare down pat.  Just like <lj user=\"lluna_girl\">. :)<\/lj><\/p>\n<p>Maybe I shouldn&#8217;t be planning my party here at work.  Heh.<\/p>\n<p>Lots of unexpected guests tonight.  I can&#8217;t wait. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up a little late, but it didn&#8217;t matter. I felt good and rested. I went to pick up a cake, and picked out a 1\/4 sheet cake, chocolate with chocolate frosting. Hey, I&#8217;m proud to be from a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2283\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-AP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5257,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions\/5257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}