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Childe the incarnation of Murphy’s Law. He is also known as Dave, Skippy, Schwa, Fat Man, and many more nicknames. Childe’s purpose in life: Comic Releif.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Strengths: Loyal, Level-headed, Logical, and has very strong emotions when he pays attention to them.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Weaknesses: Completely suceptible to Murphy’s Law, Jagermeister, music, and the touch of a member of the female species.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Special Skills: Mad story-telling skillz, y0.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Weapons: Sense of humor, Turtle Face, Empty Threats. His angst-fueled sarcasm causes aggravated wounds.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Motto: Being odd is better, because the answers are in the back of the book.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


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