{"id":2448,"date":"2002-08-28T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-28T21:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2448"},"modified":"2020-07-25T20:51:17","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T00:51:17","slug":"phallus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2448","title":{"rendered":"Phallus."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I called in sick today to do some job hunting.  My attitude of &#8220;What are they gonna do, fire me?&#8221; kinda backfired.  They called today and said that they&#8217;re accepting my resignation early.  So I&#8217;m emailing the HR department to make sure that I&#8217;m still going to get paid for the time that I would have been at work.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some entertainment&#8230; I&#8217;m going to keep job-hunting.  Extreme panic has once again passed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You now have access to the wonderful abundance of the primal phallus. Before you giggle, let me remind you that while the meaning of &#8220;phallus&#8221; includes the mere penis, it also goes far beyond. It is a mythic symbol of procreative power; the archetype of nature&#8217;s restless urge to regenerate itself; a force both physical and psychic, generous and fierce, protective and demanding. And you, Taurus, are now sitting atop a huge, throbbing source of this vital force.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I called in sick today to do some job hunting. My attitude of &#8220;What are they gonna do, fire me?&#8221; kinda backfired. They called today and said that they&#8217;re accepting my resignation early. So I&#8217;m emailing the HR department &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2448\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saQnES-phallus","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5422,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448\/revisions\/5422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}