{"id":2489,"date":"2002-10-11T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-11T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2489"},"modified":"2020-07-25T21:14:49","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T01:14:49","slug":"horoscope-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2489","title":{"rendered":"Horoscope and more."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj-cut text=\"Free Will Astrology Horoscope\"><br \/>\nTAURUS (April 20-May 20): The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest invites good writers to compete in creating awful prose. This year Rephah Berg won with this passage: &#8220;Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet-paper roll gets squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained.&#8221; I hold this up as an example, Taurus, of how you might go about performing a goofy desecration of the thing you do best or love most. And what&#8217;s the value in that? If you approach it with a tender intention to take yourself less seriously, you&#8217;ll awaken dormant power in the thing you do best or love most.<br \/>\n<\/lj-cut><br \/>\nI need to fill out a FAFSA and email Dr. Wolfe again.  *SIGH*<br \/>\nI need to talk to CoreComm HR about my old 401K stuff.<br \/>\nI need to let the desire for companionship and physical closeness pass around me like a breeze, not slam into me like a Mack truck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here.  Baaaahhhhng!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest invites good writers to compete in creating awful prose. This year Rephah Berg won with this passage: &#8220;Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2489\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-E9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5444,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489\/revisions\/5444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}