{"id":2513,"date":"2002-10-27T13:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-27T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2513"},"modified":"2020-07-25T21:55:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T01:55:24","slug":"2513","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2513","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

For last night’s transgressions, I am being punished with a developing pimple on the end of my nose. How ridiculously fitting.<\/p>\n

The gears and cogs of the Inter-Web clicked in such a way that my mailbox was finally attacked by all of the LJ comments that I had missed while the email address was down. Who’d guess that this would be part of putting things back together?<\/p>\n

I’m still wandering in a bit of a fog, and I decidedly did NOT remain on the crag and watch the weather. Instead, I took my warhammer and smacked myself in the head over and over and over again. For some reason, my warhammer resembled half of a fifth of Jose Quervo Especial tequila. While I had consumed the entirety of that inebriating liquid in forty-five minutes, I was paying for it for many, many hours to come. Not this morning, though, no hangover.<\/p>\n

I also owe and my life. They watched over me, forced me not to go to sleep until I could focus my eyes without getting nauseous, and pampered me the entire time. I also vaguely remember paper towels with cool water being patted on me. I cannot thank them enough. More later, when the world pulls itself together a bit more.<\/lj><\/lj><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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