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I didn’t dream last night. That’s most likely because I didn’t sleep. Not any real sleep, anyway. I was awake more than I was snoring. No dreams of military battles, thank the gods.<\/p>\n

Now, I’m so tired and out of it, that I’m considering calling in to work. But I can’t. Not today. I just won’t do it. I am going to go into work and make more calls.<\/p>\n

Mountain Dew is my savior. Funny.<\/p>\n

I feel like I’m making posts like does. Heh.<\/lj><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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