{"id":2728,"date":"2003-04-14T00:36:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-14T04:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2728"},"modified":"2020-08-25T22:02:28","modified_gmt":"2020-08-26T02:02:28","slug":"im-so-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2728","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so old."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever had sex that&#8217;s so good you hurt your back?  So worth the muscle twinges.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, those that keep up on my slow-ass progress on my novel will be glad to hear that I&#8217;m working on it again.  It&#8217;s been a long time, and this is the first chapter I&#8217;ve had any real problem with.  Not crossing the line between giving the reader <i>enough<\/i> information and giving the reader <i>too much<\/i> information, while introducing the Captain of the Borderland Guard is tricky.  Espeically with two strong personalities like Herod and Sebastian\/Nemesis.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to read (*cough*edit*cough*) the prelude, as well as chapters 1 through 3, and you haven&#8217;t yet, drop me a comment and I&#8217;ll hook you up.  Maybe.  ;)<\/p>\n<p>BTW, I&#8217;ve switched the files from Word (*flips off Micro$oft*) to rich text format.  Easier for me to edit and for you to read.  That, and I don&#8217;t have to pirate any word processing software if I want to use my wonderful, wonderful mac keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all for now.  Schwa out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever had sex that&#8217;s so good you hurt your back? So worth the muscle twinges. Anyway, those that keep up on my slow-ass progress on my novel will be glad to hear that I&#8217;m working on it again. It&#8217;s been &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2728\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-I0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5667,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions\/5667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}