{"id":2766,"date":"2003-05-22T01:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-22T05:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2766"},"modified":"2020-08-25T22:17:32","modified_gmt":"2020-08-26T02:17:32","slug":"snicker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2766","title":{"rendered":"*snicker*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Paste this code into the BODY of your HTML document  --><\/p>\n<table width=\"300\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\" border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gfishbone.com\/heroname.php\" title=\"Generate your own superhero name!\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gfishbone.com\/images\/heroname.gif\" alt=\"Hero Guild Name\" width=\"60\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\">\n<div style=\"font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;\">\n<p>Villains fear me.<br \/>\nHeroes envy me.<\/p>\n<p>David Crampton is&#8230;<br \/>\nThe Super Runner<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Yeah.  Maybe if I&#8217;m on a lot of LSD.  MAYBE.  This one&#8217;s a lot better:<\/p>\n<p><!-- Paste this code into the BODY of your HTML document  --><\/p>\n<table width=\"300\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\" border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gfishbone.com\/heroname.php\" title=\"Generate your own superhero name!\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gfishbone.com\/images\/heroname.gif\" alt=\"Hero Guild Name\" width=\"60\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\">\n<div style=\"font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;\">\n<p>Villains fear me.<br \/>\nHeroes envy me.<\/p>\n<p>David M. Crampton is&#8230;<br \/>\nThe Iron-Muscled Meteor<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Villains fear me. Heroes envy me. David Crampton is&#8230; The Super Runner Yeah. Maybe if I&#8217;m on a lot of LSD. MAYBE. This one&#8217;s a lot better: Villains fear me. Heroes envy me. David M. Crampton is&#8230; The Iron-Muscled Meteor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34,38],"class_list":["post-2766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal","tag-quickie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saQnES-snicker","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5707,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2766\/revisions\/5707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}