{"id":2799,"date":"2003-06-21T01:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-21T05:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2799"},"modified":"2020-08-27T21:33:17","modified_gmt":"2020-08-28T01:33:17","slug":"headaches-and-candles-shaped-like-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2799","title":{"rendered":"Headaches and candles shaped like beer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a headache.  I&#8217;ve been having a problem with one of my contact lenses recently.. I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s scratched or something.  I&#8217;m going to have to check it out more thoroughly tomorrow morning, just to make sure.  I&#8217;m pretty sure that I&#8217;ve only got one contact left for each eye, and I can&#8217;t waste them.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even <b>like<\/b> beer.  But I&#8217;ll be damned if the candle shaped like a pint of draught Guinness wasn&#8217;t the perfect Ireland gift from <lj user=\"skyfire1228\">.<\/lj><\/p>\n<p>Now I move forward with plans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a headache. I&#8217;ve been having a problem with one of my contact lenses recently.. I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s scratched or something. I&#8217;m going to have to check it out more thoroughly tomorrow morning, just to make sure. I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2799\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-J9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5740,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions\/5740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}