{"id":2816,"date":"2003-07-07T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-07T22:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2816"},"modified":"2020-08-27T21:41:52","modified_gmt":"2020-08-28T01:41:52","slug":"suburbia-in-my-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2816","title":{"rendered":"Suburbia in my future."},"content":{"rendered":"

So, Comcast has had an attack of stupid. According to their HR lady, I’m “still being reviewed” and they are now hiring for the August class. What this means is that I will not have enough money to move to Ann Arbor by the time my lease is over. Because of this, I will be moving into my parents’ house in Shelby Township.<\/p>\n

RANT<\/b>
\nPlease, for the love of all the GODS, people, USE THE LJ-CUT TAG! Yes, this means you and . Multi-screen posts are driving me INSANE!! ESPECIALLY QUIZZES AND SURVEYS!! AAARRRRGHHH!!
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Now, for some serious and rabid jeorb-hunting. If I don’t do something pro-active, I’ll f’ing implode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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