{"id":2888,"date":"2003-09-24T09:11:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-24T13:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2888"},"modified":"2020-08-28T21:49:17","modified_gmt":"2020-08-29T01:49:17","slug":"the-perfect-apartment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2888","title":{"rendered":"The perfect apartment."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need for Ganesha\/Ganapati to remove an obstacle.<\/p>\n<p>A huge war-hammer smashing -through- the obstacle is a more likely option.<\/p>\n<p>The apartment has a dishwasher.  Safeway, a rental history check organization, shows that I&#8217;ve either had a judgement against me in court for an eviction or late rent.  I have never been to court over rental issues.  I was not named in the Lair suit.  The time DTN served me was avoided by paying the rent.  There has never been a judgement filed against me in this manner.  This apartment has a DISHWASHER.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m even thinking of painting one of the rooms.  Yes, <lj user=\"atdt1991\">, my ways seem to be changing.  And it is YOUR fault as well as <lj user=\"benniferus\">&#8216;s fault.<\/lj><\/lj><\/p>\n<p>In case you didn&#8217;t hear, this apartment has a DISHWASHER.<\/p>\n<p>Removal of obstacles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need for Ganesha\/Ganapati to remove an obstacle. A huge war-hammer smashing -through- the obstacle is a more likely option. The apartment has a dishwasher. Safeway, a rental history check organization, shows that I&#8217;ve either had a judgement against me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2888\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-KA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2888"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5829,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888\/revisions\/5829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}