{"id":2936,"date":"2003-10-18T11:09:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-18T15:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2936"},"modified":"2020-08-28T22:11:50","modified_gmt":"2020-08-29T02:11:50","slug":"holy-crap-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2936","title":{"rendered":"Holy crap."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had Don Thacker of Skinnytie fame on my phone.<\/p>\n<p>Holy crap.  Stoopid universe.<\/p>\n<p>Reboot your router, Don!<\/p>\n<p>In other news, the Onion is still hilarious, Slashdot is still informative, I still want a shiny new Mac, and my sinus\/headache medicine is kicking in wonderfully.<\/p>\n<p>I crave a hug from <lj user=\"benniferus\"> like a monkey craves bananas.<\/lj><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had Don Thacker of Skinnytie fame on my phone. Holy crap. Stoopid universe. Reboot your router, Don! In other news, the Onion is still hilarious, Slashdot is still informative, I still want a shiny new Mac, and my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2936\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-2936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-Lm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2936"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5877,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936\/revisions\/5877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}