{"id":2973,"date":"2003-11-09T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-09T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2973"},"modified":"2020-08-28T22:30:59","modified_gmt":"2020-08-29T02:30:59","slug":"i-survived-whoo-wah-ninja-stance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=2973","title":{"rendered":"I survived!  WHOO-WAH!  *ninja stance*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/apocalypse\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/apocalypse\/ninjachild.jpg\" title=\"Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much.\" border=\"0\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/apocalypse\/\">Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are <i>You<\/i>?<\/a><br \/>\n<small><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/\">A Rum and Monkey joint.<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? A Rum and Monkey joint.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34,38],"class_list":["post-2973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal","tag-quickie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-LX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5914,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions\/5914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}