{"id":3121,"date":"2004-02-18T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-18T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3121"},"modified":"2020-08-29T11:35:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-29T15:35:22","slug":"horoscope-86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3121","title":{"rendered":"Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The President of Belarus has issued a mandate to his country&#8217;s athletes regarding their performance in the 2004 Summer Olympics. &#8220;You should have clear-cut plans for victory,&#8221; Alyaksandr Lukashenka told them. &#8220;It is unacceptable for you to win fewer than 25 medals.&#8221; That sounds a bit unrealistic to me, so I won&#8217;t be that demanding in my decree to you, Taurus. But the astrological omens are on my side as I command you to pull off a feat that would be your equivalent of a gold medal between now and March 20. In addition, I order you to gather a new privilege, new perk, or new title.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The President of Belarus has issued a mandate to his country&#8217;s athletes regarding their performance in the 2004 Summer Olympics. &#8220;You should have clear-cut plans for victory,&#8221; Alyaksandr Lukashenka told them. &#8220;It is unacceptable for you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3121\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,38],"class_list":["post-3121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-livejournal","tag-quickie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-Ol","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6055,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121\/revisions\/6055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}