{"id":3198,"date":"2004-05-03T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-04T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3198"},"modified":"2020-08-30T13:38:10","modified_gmt":"2020-08-30T17:38:10","slug":"coffee-does-a-body-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3198","title":{"rendered":"Coffee does a body good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To everyone who wished me a happy birthday, thank you so much.  I&#8217;m retardedly lucky to have you all as friends, and will reply to every wish with something witty (I hope).  :)<\/p>\n<p><lj-cut text=\"Would you like insomnia with that order of work rant?\">So, the day after I bitch about hating my job, guess what?  I can&#8217;t sleep.  At night.  At all.  <lj user=\"benniferus\"> says I was actually sleeping, but I would start awake every time she moved or made the slightest noise.  I didn&#8217;t get anything solid till around 6, I think, but even then, it was sketchy.  So, this means that I call in sick to work, because I can&#8217;t operate.  This also means that I&#8217;m in sleepy groggy hell for much of the day.  The only way to stay awake was enough coffee to make me feel light-headed and tingly in my extremeties.  I think it was like 11 or 12 cups.<\/lj><\/lj-cut><\/p>\n<p><lj-cut text=\"Cool cool cool shit about my novel!\">An email from Amy, a good friend of mine who decided to print out everything that I&#8217;ve written so far:<\/lj-cut><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You should see this thing printed out.  It doesn&#8217;t even begin to fit the large binder clips.  It is huge and beautiful and feels so real now that I see it on paper.  You should be so proud.  I have to put it in a box!!!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am proud, Amy.  I am.  :)  This shout out also goes to <lj user=\"kirkt68\">, who asked me what I would do if I could do anything for a living, and &#8220;write&#8221; pushed its way out of my mouth without my knowledge or permission.  Heh.<\/lj><\/p>\n<p>I had a phone interview with a City Pulse staff writer, which means that I and my letter to the editor are going to be extensively quoted in their upcoming article about McPherson.  Finally, I can say this about that assbag and his administration:  &#8220;I WIN!&#8221;  Heh.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, my internal systems are shutting down one by one.  It&#8217;s time for me to call <lj user=\"benniferus\"> and wish her a good night.  Same goes to all of you peoples.  :)<\/lj><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To everyone who wished me a happy birthday, thank you so much. 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