{"id":3222,"date":"2004-05-22T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-22T13:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3222"},"modified":"2020-08-30T13:48:47","modified_gmt":"2020-08-30T17:48:47","slug":"whoopi-goldberg-is-a-robot-controlled-by-adam-sandler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3222","title":{"rendered":"Whoopi Goldberg is a robot controlled by Adam Sandler."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, <lj user=\"the_macross\">!  I left my novel notebook at your house last night.  When can I come and pick it up?<\/lj><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ipmradio.com\/\">IPM<\/a> was retarded amounts of fun last night.  I&#8217;m really glad I went.  However, I was not glad that the Southfield Freeway was closed southbound on my way back.  Luckily, it was a half an hour of stopped, then up onto a surface street and back down onto the highway.  Then my exit to 94 was closed.  Son of a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also, my building needs to bee easier to find.  <lj user=\"chasech5\">, just like everybody else, spent at least twenty minutes looking for it, tooling around the complex.  I was able to guide him in as soon as I figured out where he was in the complex.<\/lj><\/p>\n<p>All together, I didn&#8217;t get to sleep until 1.  Holy crap, what a night.  Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, ! I left my novel notebook at your house last night. When can I come and pick it up? IPM was retarded amounts of fun last night. I&#8217;m really glad I went. However, I was not glad that the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3222\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-3222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-PY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6157,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222\/revisions\/6157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}