{"id":3293,"date":"2004-07-22T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-23T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3293"},"modified":"2020-08-30T23:19:46","modified_gmt":"2020-08-31T03:19:46","slug":"good-news-and-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3293","title":{"rendered":"Good news and bad news."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The good news is that I don&#8217;t have an <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=ulcer\">ulcer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The bad news is that I have a <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=hiatal%20hernia\">hiatal hernia<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The drug they used to put me out is still making me a little dizzy at times, and I slept it off, adding enough sleep to what I got to get a stubborn headache.  However, I don&#8217;t remember a thing about them putting the camera down my throat.<\/p>\n<p>I barely remember shuffling out of the U of M Hospital like the thorazine patients in the movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The good news is that I don&#8217;t have an ulcer. The bad news is that I have a hiatal hernia. The drug they used to put me out is still making me a little dizzy at times, and I slept &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3293\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-3293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-R7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6233,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293\/revisions\/6233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}