{"id":3319,"date":"2004-08-19T01:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-19T05:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3319"},"modified":"2020-08-30T23:30:25","modified_gmt":"2020-08-31T03:30:25","slug":"dear-gods-its-patricide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3319","title":{"rendered":"Dear gods, it&#8217;s patricide!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj-cut text=\"Drive-by Quiz\"><\/lj-cut><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<form name=\"quizform\" target=\"_new\" action=\"http:\/\/www.kwiz.biz\/showquiz.php?quizid=12379\" method=\"post\">\n<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" bordercolor=\"#000000\" border=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#FB6A6A\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" bgcolor=\"681200\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kwiz.biz\/showquiz.php?quizid=12379\" target=\"_new\" style=\"text-decoration: none;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><font style=\"color : #ffffff; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\" color=\"#ffffff\"><b>Who is rolling wit you in your LJ gang driveby?<\/b><\/font><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font style=\"color : #000000; 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