{"id":3349,"date":"2004-09-22T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-22T18:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3349"},"modified":"2020-09-01T22:04:20","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T02:04:20","slug":"what-the-hell-is-a-dickens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3349","title":{"rendered":"What the hell is a dickens?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was Mr. Cranky McWhineypants.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; Apparently, the holy bean (and a wonderful conversation with a giggling <lj user=\"benniferus\">) brought my mood back up.<\/lj><\/p>\n<p>My shift swap for this weekend&#8217;s wedding is all done, just needs to be turned in to any wandering manager.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m going to have to register for a USB scanner, as well as a datebook.&nbsp; Heh.<\/p>\n<p>I miss Benny like the dickens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was Mr. Cranky McWhineypants.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; Apparently, the holy bean (and a wonderful conversation with a giggling ) brought my mood back up. My shift swap for this weekend&#8217;s wedding is all done, just needs to be turned &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3349\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-3349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-S1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6292,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3349\/revisions\/6292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}