{"id":3464,"date":"2005-02-16T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T21:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3464"},"modified":"2020-09-01T22:55:45","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T02:55:45","slug":"holy-farking-snit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3464","title":{"rendered":"HOLY FARKING SNIT!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve just accepted my first assignment for the City Pulse.<\/p>\n

Granted, it’s a pet piece, but I’ll be getting PAID for WRITING. I’ll be IN the CITY PULSE.<\/p>\n

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I win!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve just accepted my first assignment for the City Pulse. Granted, it’s a pet piece, but I’ll be getting PAID for WRITING. I’ll be IN the CITY PULSE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I win!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34,15],"class_list":["post-3464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal","tag-writery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-TS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6408,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3464\/revisions\/6408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}