{"id":3605,"date":"2005-07-30T14:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-30T18:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3605"},"modified":"2020-09-21T10:57:48","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T14:57:48","slug":"essay-book-of-josh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3605","title":{"rendered":"[Essay] Book of Josh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Written on 28 Feb 2005.<\/p>\n<p>1 Joshua was the talk of the town.  Everybody was talkin&#8217; about Josh.<\/p>\n<p>2 When Mark did it, nobody understood.  He was the oldest of the bunch, and some said he had secrets.<\/p>\n<p>3 Matthew was strong in his Jewish faith.  Luke had a thing for rejection.  They both hung around Mark, repeating whatever he said.<\/p>\n<p>4 John was obsessed with nobility.  He was standoffish, and the other three thought he was kinda full of himself.<\/p>\n<p>5 Peter didn&#8217;t like Jewish people.  Nobody talked to Pete, but some listened.<\/p>\n<p>6 Thomas liked puzzles and word games.  He went around with this wierd smile on his face, like he knew something nobody else did.  7 Mark caught Tom whispering to Matt and Luke a few times.<\/p>\n<p>8 People liked to read whatever Paul wrote, far and wide.  He liked to write.  Everybody who hadn&#8217;t heard any of the others read him religiously.  9 But he never really talked to those other guys.  He wanted to, but he wasn&#8217;t in their club yet.<\/p>\n<p>10 Everybody was talkin&#8217; about Josh.  Who listened?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written on 28 Feb 2005. 1 Joshua was the talk of the town. Everybody was talkin&#8217; about Josh. 2 When Mark did it, nobody understood. He was the oldest of the bunch, and some said he had secrets. 3 Matthew &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3605\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34,15],"class_list":["post-3605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal","tag-writery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-W9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3605"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6600,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605\/revisions\/6600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}