{"id":3608,"date":"2005-08-03T10:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-03T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3608"},"modified":"2020-09-25T23:36:28","modified_gmt":"2020-09-26T03:36:28","slug":"horoscope-155","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3608","title":{"rendered":"Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There was a personalized California license\u00a0plate on the yellow Hummer I saw today. It said “U Move.” I took this to\u00a0be the driver’s announcement that he was king of the road and had no\u00a0obligation to watch where he was going. He seemed to be saying that if\u00a0you had a problem with him, you should get the hell out of his way. In the\u00a0moment, I took this to be an idiotic communication from a belligerent\u00a0jerk, but when I studied your astrological aspects for the coming week I\u00a0realized it was actually a good motto for you to adopt. For a limited time\u00a0only, you have the right to proclaim the following to anyone who thinks\u00a0you should be anywhere else besides where you are: “No, *you* move.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There was a personalized California license\u00a0plate on the yellow Hummer I saw today. It said “U Move.” I took this to\u00a0be the driver’s announcement that he was king of the road and had no\u00a0obligation to watch … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,38],"class_list":["post-3608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-livejournal","tag-quickie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-Wc","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6608,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3608\/revisions\/6608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}