{"id":3648,"date":"2005-09-21T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T13:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3648"},"modified":"2020-09-26T00:02:26","modified_gmt":"2020-09-26T04:02:26","slug":"horoscope-161","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3648","title":{"rendered":"Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Johor Baru prison in Malaysia has begun\u00a0offering thrill-seekers the opportunity to stay overnight. For a mere $17,\u00a0a curious traveler can experience the adventure of getting locked in a\u00a0dank cell, eating bad food, and having no pillow while sleeping on a wormy\u00a0mattress. I sincerely hope that none of you will travel to this new tourist\u00a0attraction in the coming week. For that matter, I trust you won&#8217;t check\u00a0into a metaphorical version of the place, either. There is absolutely no\u00a0reason for you to visit other people&#8217;s hells or mistake ordeals for\u00a0adventures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Johor Baru prison in Malaysia has begun\u00a0offering thrill-seekers the opportunity to stay overnight. For a mere $17,\u00a0a curious traveler can experience the adventure of getting locked in a\u00a0dank cell, eating bad food, and having no &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3648\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,38],"class_list":["post-3648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-livejournal","tag-quickie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-WQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6654,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions\/6654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}