TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Life would be a lot less boring if therewas\u00a0a fight to pick.” So mused the narrator of a show about rival monkey\u00a0groups on cable TV’s “Animal Planet.” The moment I heard this, my\u00a0psychic sensors went on red alert and the image of a lethargic bull\u00a0popped into my mind’s eye. “Uh-oh,” I thought. “I bet this is a themeI\u00a0should warn my Taurus readers about.” Checking the astrological\u00a0aspects, I had my hunch confirmed. And so I am asking you not to seek\u00a0an exit from your doldrums by throwing your weight around in a china\u00a0store or in a crowded room full of sensitive egos. Have a little\u00a0patience, and your healthy, lusty appetites will soon return, rescuing\u00a0you from the need to spark an entertaining ruckus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Life would be a lot less boring if therewas\u00a0a fight to pick.” So mused the narrator of a show about rival monkey\u00a0groups on cable TV’s “Animal Planet.” The moment I heard this, my\u00a0psychic sensors went on … Continue reading