{"id":3811,"date":"2006-04-06T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T23:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3811"},"modified":"2021-01-12T21:22:06","modified_gmt":"2021-01-13T02:22:06","slug":"moisturized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3811","title":{"rendered":"Moisturized!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hunt-and-peck typing while the moisturizer soaks into my skin.  Cocoa Butter hand and body lotion from the Body Shop.  The bottle encourages me to recycle it.  I think it was 1997 when <lj user=\"raencloud\"> gave it to me.<\/lj><\/p>\n<p>Practically every winter, I say that I&#8217;m going to use this bottle of moisturizer, and really attack my habitually-dry elbows.  Every spring, the bottle gets &#8220;put away&#8221; (lost?) having been barely dented.  It was still nearly full when I pulled it out this Fall.<\/p>\n<p>Those spots between your knuckles?  Yeah, mine were drying out and cracking this year.  First time, really.  The bottle is a tad under half-full (half-empty?).  My elbows aren&#8217;t getting much better as the spring hits us, so I&#8217;m not sure that the bottle is going to get lost this year.<\/p>\n<p>I think, if we take all of the body moisturizing lotion in our house, and put it into one place, it would fill one or two gallon-sized jugs.  Luckily, once this stuff is gone, I have some Kroger moisturizer (odorless) from back in the day.  Well, less back in the day than this stuff.  There will be at least a few months of not smelling girly.  Heh.<\/p>\n<p>Also, servers take quite a long time to be scanned for virii, despite the gratuitous amounts of RAM that are usually installed therein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hunt-and-peck typing while the moisturizer soaks into my skin. Cocoa Butter hand and body lotion from the Body Shop. The bottle encourages me to recycle it. I think it was 1997 when gave it to me. Practically every winter, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3811\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-3811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-Zt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6880,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3811\/revisions\/6880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}