{"id":3828,"date":"2006-04-26T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T15:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3828"},"modified":"2021-01-12T21:37:29","modified_gmt":"2021-01-13T02:37:29","slug":"horoscope-184","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3828","title":{"rendered":"Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Recently I had minor eye surgery to close some tiny holes in my retina. It wasn&#8217;t a big deal&#8211;just a preventive measure&#8211;and it didn&#8217;t have any effect on my actual physical vision. The best part of the experience happened because of the nurse who prepped me for the procedure. She used a felt-tip pen to write &#8220;YES&#8221; over my right eyebrow, ensuring that the surgeon wouldn&#8217;t aim the laser into the wrong eye. I didn&#8217;t wash off the &#8220;YES&#8221; until 24 hours after the operation, and was pleased at the unexpected effect it had. I found myself using my eyes more aggressively&#8211;with a greater hunger to study my surroundings. It was as if the written &#8220;YES&#8221; had given me a subliminal suggestion to switch on a figurative &#8220;YES&#8221; in my perceptual apparatus. Now I&#8217;m recommending this trick to you, Taurus. It&#8217;s a perfect astrological moment to perk up your seeing. I dare you to write &#8220;YES&#8221; over both of your eyebrows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Recently I had minor eye surgery to close some tiny holes in my retina. It wasn&#8217;t a big deal&#8211;just a preventive measure&#8211;and it didn&#8217;t have any effect on my actual physical vision. The best part of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=3828\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,38],"class_list":["post-3828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-livejournal","tag-quickie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-ZK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6900,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828\/revisions\/6900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}