{"id":4008,"date":"2006-12-21T20:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T01:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2021-03-05T12:39:17","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T17:39:17","slug":"benny-pause-benny-pause-no-its-benny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4008","title":{"rendered":"“Benny.” *pause* “Benny.” *pause* “No, it’s Benny.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you ever wondered what I meant by “security theatre” when it comes to airports?<\/p>\n

What I mean is, you get scanned and prodded while they search for shampoo, hair gel, and moisturizer, when someone can scale a fence and take a nap on a plane.<\/a> There’s no -real- security going on. It’s play-acting. Thanks to Wil Wheaton<\/a> for this link.<\/p>\n

Holy crap did we find the perfect gift for . MU HA HA!<\/lj><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you ever wondered what I meant by “security theatre” when it comes to airports? What I mean is, you get scanned and prodded while they search for shampoo, hair gel, and moisturizer, when someone can scale a fence and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34,42],"class_list":["post-4008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal","tag-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-12E","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7147,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions\/7147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}