{"id":4042,"date":"2007-03-12T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T18:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4042"},"modified":"2021-03-05T13:13:26","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T18:13:26","slug":"could-it-be-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4042","title":{"rendered":"Could it be&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table style=\"font-color: black; border: 1px solid black;\" width=\"360\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"4\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"middle\" height=\"30\">\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"justify\"><b><font size=\"+1\" color=\"#000000\">Kathy and Mike are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, David, on May 3, 1977.<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=\"15\">\n<td colspan=\"2\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.quizgalaxy.com\/stork.jpg\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=\"15\">\n<td colspan=\"2\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\">Unfortunately, David vomits candy.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=\"15\">\n<td colspan=\"2\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\">Kathy and Mike are thanking Satan.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=\"15\">\n<td colspan=\"2\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#000000\">\n<td colspan=\"2\" style=\"font-size: 8pt;\" align=\"center\"><a style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quizgalaxy.com\/quiz.php?id=164\">What Did Your Birth Announcement Say?<\/a> <font color=\"#FFFFFF\"> at<\/font>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizgalaxy.com\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">QuizGalaxy.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kathy and Mike are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, David, on May 3, 1977. Unfortunately, David vomits candy. Kathy and Mike are thanking Satan. What Did Your Birth Announcement Say? at QuizGalaxy.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34,38],"class_list":["post-4042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal","tag-quickie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-13c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7188,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042\/revisions\/7188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}