{"id":4067,"date":"2007-05-01T22:49:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T02:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4067"},"modified":"2021-03-05T16:34:41","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T21:34:41","slug":"records-and-horoscope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4067","title":{"rendered":"Records and Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj user=\"orienell\">, check this <a href=\"http:\/\/chelvis.livejournal.com\/196375.html\">used record inventory<\/a> out.  It&#8217;s crazy-time!<\/lj><\/p>\n<p>TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The outsourcing of fortune-telling is well underway. Psychics and astrologers from India have been showering me with email invitations to take advantage of their services. &#8220;By the grace of the towering flames of goodness that burn the roof of our temple,&#8221; said one, &#8220;we have pledged to slave away our lives to cause the happy encroachment of bubbling karma on your masterful head. We will coax and guide the effects of various planets on the living accidents of your health so as to ease your slippery ride.&#8221; I suspect you&#8217;ll soon get puzzling offers of help like this, Taurus. You may even be given gifts you can barely make sense of and receive blessings that seem irrelevant or unlike anything you imagined you needed. My advice: Don&#8217;t ignore them. They will ultimately <script><!--D([\"mb\",\"turn out to be quite useful.u003cbr \/>u003cbr \/>GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If I were you, I'd pursue other adventuresu003cbr \/>besides hanging from a cliff by my fingernails and sweating bullets. But ifu003cbr \/>that kind of thing really gets you off and teaches you the lessons youu003cbr \/>think you need, I'll give you my grudging astrological permission tou003cbr \/>continue--providing that you stop no later than May 20. But if you'du003cbr \/>consider trying some less manic and more constructive ways to exploreu003cbr \/>your heroic urges, I have a few suggestions. You could wrestle the angelsu003cbr \/>who will only give you their gifts if you fight for them. You could break offu003cbr \/>relations with green-eyed monsters and yellow-bellied soul-suckers. Oru003cbr \/>you could dive into the abyss and try to retrieve the treasure that gotu003cbr \/>hurled down into the muck some time back.u003cbr \/>u003cbr \/>CANCER (June 21-July 22): What is the holiest river in the world? Someu003cbr \/>might say the Ganges in India. Others would propose the Jordan River oru003cbr \/>the River Nile. But in accordance with current astrological omens, I say theu003cbr \/>holiest river is the one that's closest to where you are right now. Youru003cbr \/>assignment is to go to that river and commune with it. Throw somethingu003cbr \/>valuable into it as an offering, and ask it to teach you how to feel moreu003cbr \/>reverence and amazement and curiosity for everything in your life. By theu003cbr \/>time we meet here next week, I hope you will have walked on holy streets,u003cbr \/>praised holy people, hugged holy trees, kissed holy ground, and evenu003cbr \/>shopped at holy stores.u003cbr \/>u003cbr \/>LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the game of bowling, a score of 300 is called au003cbr \/>perfect game. It used to be rare, but in the last two decades it hasu003cbr \/>become far more common. The change is due more to technologicalu003cbr \/>advances in balls, pins, and lanes than because of a rise in players'u003cbr \/>athleticism. Make this your metaphor of the week, Leo. How might you beu003cbr \/>able to upgrade your chances for success by getting better equipment?u003cbr \/>How could you get more value out of your existing skills by calling on theu003cbr \/>\",1]);\/\/--><\/script>turn out to be quite useful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>, check this used record inventory out. It&#8217;s crazy-time! TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The outsourcing of fortune-telling is well underway. 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