{"id":4316,"date":"2025-01-17T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-17T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4316"},"modified":"2025-01-17T23:19:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T04:19:05","slug":"zombie-jesus-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4316","title":{"rendered":"Right away, my Queen!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sometimes, taking the risk of modifying a Maximal protoform into a Predacon has some… side effects. Wait, let me back up.<\/p>\n\n\n

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In the 90s, when CGI was first becoming A Real Thing, a couple of animated shows went all-in on the computer animation<\/a>. Hasbro took a huge risk, and Transformers: Beast Wars was one of these fantastic shows. (I’m not forgetting ReBoot! I hope I never forget ReBoot.)<\/p>\n\n\n

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Much like their Autobot and Decepticon ancestors, the Maximals and Predacons chased each other across the galaxy and ended up crash-landing on an unknown planet in an unexplored solar system. The Maximal ship was a research\/colonization vessel, and carried a precious cargo… Maximal protoforms – unborn Transformers. When the Transformers on the surface recovered, they realized the protoforms were orbiting the planet in their pods, and some of those orbits were decaying, destined to land and aid their Maximal compatriots.<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Inferno<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

The Predacons would prefer to expand their own forces, however, and came up with a plan to reformat the protoforms to that end. And it worked! Mostly. Every once in a while, there were side effects. And Inferno<\/a>, well, his beast mode overrode his logic circuits, in the parlance of the show. As a fire ant, his only purpose in life was to protect his colony – the stasis pod that he’d ridden down to the surface. Eventually, he was introduced to Megatron, and his understanding shifted to include him as the colony’s Queen. His beast mode – a gigantic fire ant – is creepy and bumpy and just incredibly FIRE ANT. <\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Inferno<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Inferno is my favorite Predacon in Beast Wars, and I cannot state this strongly enough. His wild glee, his chaotic spreading of fire with his flamethrower, and his complete abandon while flying through the sky with his butt… er… abdomen jetpack, leaving an enormous smoke trail through the sky! Just amazing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FOR THE COLONY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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