{"id":4401,"date":"2008-07-09T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4401"},"modified":"2021-03-09T15:14:49","modified_gmt":"2021-03-09T20:14:49","slug":"ridiculous-burger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4401","title":{"rendered":"Ridiculous Burger"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: Steakhouse burger = pure ridiculousness
\nAni: lol
\nAni: true
\nMe: I was running late for work and hadn’t eaten yet. They might as well call it “we don’t have a bun big enough for this” burger
\nMe: *burp*
\nAni: LOL
\nMe: With a side of “we will assemble it so that it falls apart whilst you eat”
\nAni: so true
\nMe: I really just wanted to use the word whilst in a sentence.
\nAni: understandablle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: Steakhouse burger = pure ridiculousness Ani: lol Ani: true Me: I was running late for work and hadn’t eaten yet. They might as well call it “we don’t have a bun big enough for this” burger Me: *burp* Ani: … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-4401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-18Z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7603,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401\/revisions\/7603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}