{"id":4467,"date":"2022-09-09T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4467"},"modified":"2022-09-08T23:33:38","modified_gmt":"2022-09-09T03:33:38","slug":"grandpa-would-smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4467","title":{"rendered":"Stop crying, Shinji."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/img_3235-2880x3840.jpg\" alt=\"EVA-01 model mostly assembled\" class=\"wp-image-8443\" width=\"223\" height=\"306\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Back near the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, I decided that I would place an order from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigbadtoystore.com\/\">Big Bad Toy Store<\/a> for models. One for me, and one for each of the kids, and we&#8217;d assemble them together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MonkeyLinkMega&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigbadtoystore.com\/Product\/VariationDetails\/82880\">Dragonball Z model<\/a> came together very quickly, and is still doing the model thing. It doesn&#8217;t stand up to heavy play, but it poses well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ace of Hearts&#8217;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigbadtoystore.com\/Product\/VariationDetails\/106642\"> Sakura model<\/a> was an absolute disaster. I abandoned my own model to help with hers, and it was a complete wreck. In the end, we returned it as defective (with photographic evidence) in return for some wonderfully nerdy blankets that are still in use today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My model was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigbadtoystore.com\/Product\/VariationDetails\/106389\">EVA-01 from Neon Genesis Evangelion<\/a>. I got most of the torso assembled on that first day, but then it sat collecting dust for around a year. Off and on, I&#8217;d pay it some attention, and I got the head assembled and attached to the torso. But once again, into the dust-collecting box it went. Then came my current push to tackle unfinished projects!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/img_3300-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"EVA-01 model\" class=\"wp-image-8478\" width=\"207\" height=\"279\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I got the arms and the legs done rather quickly, but paused again &#8211; life tends to happen despite best intentions &#8211; before I finished the gun, knives, hands, etc. If I remember correctly, the kids were here when I got everything put together, raised my arms in the air, and yelled, &#8220;IT&#8217;S DONE!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then I turned the last page of the manual, and on the back cover was the guide to placing the rest of the incredibly small stickers. Oh, no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had raised false hopes in both myself and MonkeyLinkMega (because he is waiting with varying levels of patience for me to begin my next project), and then dashed them. A couple weeks later, I knew I wasn&#8217;t going to put these tiny little jerkfaces on the model all on my own, so I used my writing\/crafting setup to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AKZKxM5Cz_8\">stream it<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, it&#8217;s finally finished, and I think it looks great! I&#8217;ve learned that this is not my kind of thing, and that I should buy my toys pre-assembled (Lego being the exception that proves the rule). Not only do I now have a story tell, but a model to show off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well worth the struggle, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back near the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, I decided that I would place an order from Big Bad Toy Store for models. One for me, and one for each of the kids, and we&#8217;d assemble them together. MonkeyLinkMega&#8217;s Dragonball &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4467\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-4467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-craft"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-1a3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4467"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8482,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4467\/revisions\/8482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}