{"id":4503,"date":"2009-02-25T20:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4503"},"modified":"2021-03-12T16:51:18","modified_gmt":"2021-03-12T21:51:18","slug":"mcgoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4503","title":{"rendered":"McGoo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Monday’s the day.<\/p>\n

As long as he doesn’t boot his way out through ‘s uterus, Monday will be the day.<\/lj><\/p>\n

Monday morning. Early morning. It’ll still be dark when we get to the hospital.<\/p>\n

Did I mention early?<\/p>\n

I had better brew some of the holy bean the night before, or I’ll be even more out of it. More than, you know, the out-of-it generated by welcoming my son into the world.<\/p>\n

Monday. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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