{"id":4621,"date":"2017-02-06T09:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-06T13:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4621"},"modified":"2020-09-18T18:30:39","modified_gmt":"2020-09-18T22:30:39","slug":"ow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4621","title":{"rendered":"Ow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I am painfully reminded of how many things I use my non-dominant middle finger for.<\/p>\n<p>Sliced it open last night cutting ciabatta bread for homemade pizza. Right through the nail, too. Luckily, urgent care was able to glue it rather than stitch it.<\/p>\n<p>Even as I approach 40 years old, I&#8217;m still gleeful for the excuse to stick up my middle finger. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I am painfully reminded of how many things I use my non-dominant middle finger for. Sliced it open last night cutting ciabatta bread for homemade pizza. Right through the nail, too. Luckily, urgent care was able to glue &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=4621\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-4621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-livejournal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-1cx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6541,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4621\/revisions\/6541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}