{"id":826,"date":"2012-04-13T10:14:29","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T14:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=826"},"modified":"2021-03-23T14:53:56","modified_gmt":"2021-03-23T18:53:56","slug":"hell-of-a-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=826","title":{"rendered":"Hell of a Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, I fell down the stairs while holding the baby.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, it was only a couple of stairs. Luckily, I was holding the railing. I was half asleep and bringing Acelyn down from her room to nurse. I remember realizing what was happening as I started to fall. I remember holding her tightly to me, and then worrying that I was holding her too tightly as my back hit the stairs. I remember her crying, and then me telling her that everything was OK as Nikki rushed out of the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>I did something to my neck and shoulders when I tensed up to hold Acelyn with one arm, and keep a hold on the railing with the other. The baby seems no worse for wear, and Nikki crashed hard after the adrenaline left her system. All in all, could have been a hell of a lot worse.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve fallen down the front stairs in the winter twice. Once with Aidan (he ended up fine in the snow after having bounced off of my belly) and once with Acelyn buckled in her car seat. So I&#8217;m up to three. Let&#8217;s leave it right there, mkay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, I fell down the stairs while holding the baby. Luckily, it was only a couple of stairs. Luckily, I was holding the railing. I was half asleep and bringing Acelyn down from her room to nurse. I remember &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/?p=826\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paQnES-dk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7998,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions\/7998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcrampton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}