TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 1997, Jody Williams won the Nobel Peace Prize for her work to persuade more than 100 countries to ban deadly land mines. When she held a press conference at the end of a dirt road near her Vermont farmhouse, she was barefoot and wore jeans and a tank top. It reflected the unassuming nature that had served her so well during years of dogged efforts to change the world. I nominate this ordinary hero to be your role model in the coming weeks, Taurus. According to my reading of the astrological omens, your gradual, matter-of-fact persistence will give you the power to make a fundamental improvement in the way your environment reflects your ideals.
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Warrior Quiz
I got both of these results, and it asked me to pick one. Instead, I’m posting both:
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My sphere is Soldier (Unity in Strength and Action), and my class is Champion (Self-Righteous and Confident). I am a Campaigner. You have the mark of the Campaigner upon you. You have strong, self-righteous beliefs, and people who share your ideals. Your strong presence leaves the mark of leadership upon your shoulders, and you probably find yourself being the one who carries the mantle of “Alpha” on his shoulders. |
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My sphere is Guardian (Person of great Love and Altruism), and my class is Champion (Self-Righteous and Confident). I am a Hero. You are true heroic material. You find great motivation in the things you love, and great inspiration in your sense of self-confidence, and your excellence. Once you get your mind set on a goal, you are nearly unstoppable, and given enough time, you will meet it. |
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Piercing Quiz and Writing Quiz
You Are An Ear Piercing
You are traditional and normal – but potentially funky.
Chances are that this is the only piercing mom would let you have…
Or maybe you did it on a dare.
While you may seem tame for now, your ear piercing started your sexual revolution!
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You and I are equals. Though I may sometimes have the power to provide you with guidance and amusement, you have skills that are beyond my ability, and you know mysteries I can’t fathom. Let this thought be the hub for more extensive meditations in the coming days, Taurus. It’s time for you to democratize your world down to the roots. Regard everyone — me, your boss, the president, the homeless guy in front of the post office, J. Lo — as no better and no worse than you, no higher and no lower. Each of us is potentially your teacher and your student, a dazed and amazed seeker in a mysterious world whose mix of wonders and terrors is impossible to master.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Jack prays every day for five years to win the lottery, but never hears from God or hits the jackpot. Finally, God wakes him up in the middle of the night. “Jack, is that you who’s been praying so hard to win the lottery?” the Supreme Being booms. “Yes, Lord, desperately!” God pauses for a moment, then says thoughtfully, “Jack, I’ll tell you what. I want you to meet me halfway. Buy a ticket, OK?” Let this joke be a prod, Taurus, that will keep you from making the same mistake Jack was guilty of.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Trendwatching.com coined the term “snobmoddity” to describe the exaltation of ordinary consumer goods into chic luxury items. You know the phenomenon. Go into any supermarket in the Western world and you can buy scores of exotic varieties of bread, water, lettuce, or coffee. Salt is the next likely candidate to become a snobmoddity, say the experts at Trendwatching.com. They further predict that you “will one day insist on having Saharan desert sand in your children’s sand box, and Saharan desert sand only.” You’re way ahead of the curve on this, Taurus, and in a far more soulful way. Already the zodiac’s master of bringing high art to life’s most familiar things, you’ll raise this practice to new levels of beauty and grace in 2003.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake,” advises a Persian proverb. Store that bit of wisdom in the back of your mind, Taurus. It may come in handy between now and the solstice, which should constitute one of the most interesting adversarial seasons in years. Here’s another counsel to guide you during this serpentine time: “Love your enemies. It’ll drive them crazy.” Perhaps the most useful epigram comes from Havelock Ellis: “Our friends may be the undoing of us; in the end it is our enemies who save us.”

