I was lucky enough to get a free ticket from Bobby, who is probably the most knowledgeable DC geek I’ve had the pleasure of hanging out with. After two and a half hours with the 3D glasses on, I have two things to say about this movie.

Firstly, don’t spend money on it, or any merchandise related to it. It is not worth your money or your time. This review sums up my feelings nicely.

Secondly, don’t let your disappointment and boredom with the movie turn you into an asshole that ruins others’ enjoyment of the movie. I did that, and ruined the movie for a 9- or 10-year-old kid, and was confronted by his mother after the film. I apologized, but I can’t take back my actions, and I am profoundly sorry for them.