Here’s a helpful hint from Saturday morning: When experiencing your first migraine headache, don’t drop your only bottle of Sinus Blend essential oil mixture. Not only does the store you bought it from no longer exist, but the neck of the bottle, in all its smallness, will shatter, sending miniscule shards of brown glass all over the tub. Also, the oils will discolor same.

You will be moving so slowly and painfully that your wife, who has far too much experience with migraines, will clean up the mess while you stand there like an idiot. She will also discover that the tub is no longer draining. At all.

Just don’t do it, kids.

P.S. – Both brainmeats and tub (jerks) have since resumed normal functionality.