Update

I’ve disconnected my land line. No need to pay two bills, and I’ve finally gotten off of my ass and called SBC. Anyway, I’ll be available at my cell from now on.

Battle Imp!


Dave Crampton’s
Battle Imp

is
Who's your battle imp?
Ilon

Backstabbing: 10
Dodgin’: 9
Guts: 8
Magic Mojo: 10
Smackdown: 9


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Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Esquire magazine quoted a renowned astronomer’s surprising idea about the origin of the cosmos. “The big bang is so preposterous,” said Allan Sandage, “and the chain of events it set off so unlikely, that it makes most sense when thought of as a ‘miracle.'” For the sake of argument, Taurus, let’s assume Sandage is right. If the beginning of the universe itself was a miracle, then everything in it is impregnated with the possibility of smaller but equally marvelous miracles. All of which is apropos for your life in the coming week. I believe you’re now primed to birth an amazing feat that your rational mind might find hard to believe.

Oh great… I am SO sick of killing people…

Clan Assamite
Assamite–
From the desert wastes of the East come the
Assamites, and they bring with them a miasma of
terror. The Assamites are known throughout
vampire society as a clan of murderous
assassins, working for whoever can pay their
price. The price they charge for their work is
the vitae of other vampires.

Vampires want you… which ones hunt you?
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