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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Late at night when there’s no traffic, I like to stride down the middle of empty roads that by day are crawling with cars. I dance, pirouette, sing songs made up on the spot, fling my arms up in prayer, and generally celebrate my sovereignty over a territory that usually belongs to heavy machines and their operators. In the coming week, Taurus, I encourage you to be inspired by my example. Seize power in a spot where you normally have little influence. If only for an hour, and even if you’re the sole inhabitant, act like you own the place. With all your heart, imagine that you are its ruler and rule-maker. This will allay any anxiety that might be gnawing at your confidence.

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Well, I’m going in to fight for my money and turn in my pager. Paging me won’t do any good for quite a while now. :) I’m also disabling the text messaging option in my userinfo. Just an FYI.

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Date Created:2001-03-13
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Childe the incarnation of Murphy’s Law. He is also known as Dave, Skippy, Schwa, Fat Man, and many more nicknames. Childe’s purpose in life: Comic Releif.
Strengths: Loyal, Level-headed, Logical, and has very strong emotions when he pays attention to them.
Weaknesses: Completely suceptible to Murphy’s Law, Jagermeister, music, and the touch of a member of the female species.
Special Skills: Mad story-telling skillz, y0.
Weapons: Sense of humor, Turtle Face, Empty Threats. His angst-fueled sarcasm causes aggravated wounds.
Motto: Being odd is better, because the answers are in the back of the book.


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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You have underestimated how much happiness you are capable of attracting into your life. Believe it or not, this artificially low expectation has cheated you out of your fair share of joy, pleasure, fulfillment, and a sense of meaning. Your assignment for the next four weeks is to jack up your levels of happiness by at least 20 percent. Work hard at this task, Taurus — at least as hard as you do at your job. (The greater your effort, the more cosmic assistance you’ll receive.) To get started, divest yourself of a mediocre thrill that distracts you from an intelligence-building excitement.