TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Are there useful generalizations you can make about people simply by knowing how old they are? Maybe a few. But in the coming week, any sweeping assumptions you make based on age will be damn lies that lead you astray. Cultivate the company, therefore, of old fogies who are at least
several years your senior and whippersnappers who’re at least several years younger. Wear clothes, listen to music, and seek adventures that are supposedly not appropriate for your generation. Fantasize about who you were as a ten-year-old and who you’ll be as an 80-year-old.
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Wednesday. Rockin’.
I have a job interview on Wednesday for a PC Tech position at Ingham County. Salary with a nice raise. Fixing and inventorying computers.
Politics of a business switched for politics of county-level government. Dig it. According to
My updated snail mail address, starting tomorrow, will be:
1016 Chester, Apt. A3
Lansing, MI 48912
Hrm.
I need to be motivated to pack. Argh.
Somehow, I’m saddened by how easy I’ve made this. By how packed I’ve remained in the two years that I’ve lived here.
Oh, well.
A GOLD Dragon Lies Beneath!
I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Gold Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the most honorable of all. Golds are the third rarest of all the dragons (after Platinum and Chromatic dragons) and have a station in society that reflects their rarity. I am what one might call a Draconic Knight. Golds live by a strict code of chivalry and commitment. Remember Draco? Yep, Gold Dragon. My appearance is fearsome and all-mighty but I’d never stoop so low as to bring any harm to a human. I’m one of only two dragon types that are aligned “Lawful Good” and demonstrate great magical proficiency. My piety, beauty, wisdom, and inner strengrth are absolutely without parallel.
Of course, being a Gold Dragon isn’t all high ethics and codes. I like to fly around scaring things, advise humans in their affairs, and shapeshift. Strike that, I LOVE to shapeshift. And I’m great at it. In fact, who’s to say I’m not really a Gold Dragon after all? My favorable attributes are honor, truth, kindness, gold, wisdom, bravery, and trustworthiness. If anyone threatens or tries to kill me, I could strike back with my breath weapon – Fire. But then, no one’s tried anything that stupid in the last couple thousand years. After all, I’m about 54 feet long.
Yoinked from
Horoscope
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There’s been more teasing than pleasing going on in your vicinity, Taurus; more bluffing and waffling than getting to the point. I know you’d prefer to put an end to this nonsense with a simple, direct intervention, but consider this: A bit of counter-subterfuge may be the only approach that will defuse the subterfuge. Here are some tips: Learn more about the power of unpredictability by studying five-year-olds and Scorpios. Be politely skeptical of anyone who is acting nice as a way to avoid being real. Never take “maybe” for an answer; insist on the magic of crisp, clear choices.
Re-iteration.
What kith are you? Find out here.
TILTY WORLD!! THE WORLD IS TILTY!! yeeeeeaaaaarrrrgghhhh…..
I’ve been getting sudden fits of disorientation lately. And I’ve been sober. I wonder if I’m being melodramatic.
Free Will Astrology
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I’ve got a visualization exercise for you. Close your eyes and picture yourself at the zoo. Imagine that you go to the habitat where the lions are usually kept, but you find they’re not there. In their place are three cows wearing orange prison jump suits. A ball and chain is handcuffed to each of their hind legs. I’d like to propose, Taurus, that this scene bears a resemblance to your current state. It seems that the overly tame and compliant aspects of yourself are on the verge of becoming even more hemmed-in and docile. I exhort you to liberate them.