Is the fact that I can’t breathe through my nose coloring my morning? Yeah. Even without that, I may finally agree with what said once about humanity… and humans.

Two more steps back.

Both SuperHappyFunPlace and MonkeyPenis.com are back up and functional! :)

Oh, and this 0//nz j00:

Horoscope from The Onion:

Taurus: (April. 20-May 20)
It turns out the voices in your head that tell you how to behave are called your “conscience” and that listening to them will ruin your career in advertising.

Apparently, certain brands of fabric softener get clumpy after a few months. Like turquoise gravy.

I found this and this and this.