Why does your mom keep giving me coupons?

I’m looking forward to noon, when I can munch on the leftover pizza that I brought in for lunch.
I’m looking forward to five, when I can head out to Lansing to see .
I’m looking forward to Monday and Tuesday, when I will get a lot of writing done.
I’m looking forward to Friday, when I get paid.

Can you tell that today is my Friday? :)

Your Skippy needs food badly!

I’m at my new desk at work. My name is already up on the wall. I’m thinking about buying a new Optimus Prime (or Primal from that Universe series of toys that’s coming out) for my desk. It would be a more WISE decision to bring the Blurr that I left at Benny’s place. It would be a more FUN decision to pick up a new TF from Meijer’s. Choices, choices!

I’ll be calling Fossil soon about the watch, guys. You’re damn right I’m going to get the crystal replaced, that watch is the coolest and means a lot to me.

I’m very hungry. I have Chili’s leftovers in the fridge. Lunchtime is soon!

Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): During my recent visit to the Burning Man festival, I faced a dicey dilemma: what to do with my eyes as I talked with the many women who wore no clothes above the waist? At first I steadfastly kept my gaze from dipping below their necks. Then I decided that was silly; if they were strongly opposed to me looking at their breasts, they wouldn’t be naked. On the other hand, I didn’t want to be sneaky, stealing furtive glances when they were momentarily distracted. Ultimately, I asked each woman for permission to indulge in a brief ogle. That way we could get the issue out of the way and conduct our conversations in peace. They all thought this was a sensible approach. I hope this tale will inspire you, Taurus, to deal expeditiously with the 900-pound gorilla in the corner of your world.