Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For two years running, Little Yellow Jacket has been voted Bull of the Year by the rodeo circuit’s top bull riders. During a five-year career, the 1,750-pound beast has bucked off 85 percent of his riders in an average of 2.8 seconds. No one has stayed on for longer than 8 seconds. I’ve selected him to be your power animal in the coming weeks, Taurus. You have a mandate to avoid being rounded up, roped, or ridden by anyone, even if you have to snort and foam at the mouth as Little Yellow Jacket does during his performances. “He has the kind of heart, desire, and athletic ability that true champions in any walk of life possess,” says his owner. All you need to succeed at your assignment are the first two of those qualities.

The CD ROM drive in my computer isn’t receiving power. I hadn’t really noticed that, since I haven’t tried to use it since the move. Hrm. Looks like the case is coming off and cords are going to need to be wiggled.

Check out the newest ofdoom site, show.ofdoom.com. You shouldn’t be disappointed. :)

To LARP or not to LARP, that is the question. I’ve been trying to convince to stop ST’ing it, and now may want to play. Ye gods.

If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for guys) by vexedfusion
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I guess I really have been AFK.

I’m 480 entries back in my friends’ list, and that’s just until I recognize a post or two.

I’ve posted about three times this month.

Okay, no more internet hermitage for me. *rubs hands* Here’s a horoscope!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): More than 240,000 people died in the earthquake that struck Tangshan, China in 1976. The relief effort was negligible compared to the help that has arrived in response to the tsunami disaster of a few weeks ago. One explanation for the difference is that there has been a dramatic globalization of consciousness. People currently living on the planet are increasingly aware of how intimately interdependent we all are. Thirty years ago no one had heard of the butterfly effect–the theory that the flapping of a butterfly’s wings in Japan can affect the weather in Texas. Now millions understand the principle. Your assignment in the coming week, Taurus, is to pursue this line of thought further than you ever have. In what way do events happening elsewhere in the world impact your personal life? What would it mean for you to take seriously the slogan, “Think globally, act locally?” P.S. It might be time to start reading newspapers from outside of your country.)

Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Author Danny Cox is an “accelerationist,” according to the promotional blurb on his website. His talent is to induce “faster movement, higher efficiency, and increased productivity.” I call on you to be a different kind of accelerationist in the coming week, Taurus: one who inspires visions of the big picture, purges pettiness from all interactions, and agitates on behalf of the highest possible ideals. If that leads to faster movement, higher efficiency, and increased production, fine. If it doesn’t, equally fine. Your assignment is to be a soul accelerationist, not an ego accelerationist.