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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Sixty-six-year-old Taurus actor Jack Nicholson is a paragon of receptivity. “I’m dying to have my mind changed,” he told “Esquire” magazine. “I’m probably the only liberal who read *Treason,* by Ann Coulter. I like listening to everybody. This is the elixir of life.” Nicholson’s refreshing declaration should be your words to live by in the next couple of weeks, Taurus: It’s your astrological season of expansion and experimentation. Don’t just grudgingly agree to open your eyes and have your theories challenged. Learn to *love* the uncanny stretching sensation.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): How have you measured your progress over the years, Taurus? Report cards, diplomas, certificates, and plaques? Pay raises, VIP friends, new titles, and nicer cars? Or have your benchmarks of success been subtler, like rising levels of self-love, a growing capacity for intimacy, more robust health, and friendships with people who bring out the best in you? Whatever signs you have relied on, I ask you to set them aside in 2004. Empty your mind completely so that you will be fully receptive to fresh intuitions about how to evaluate your ongoing evolution.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “When you’re following your energy and doing what you want all the time,” says New Age author Shakti Gawain, “the distinction between work and play dissolves.” I’d like to add that you can go a long way towards blending work and play without having to reach Gawain’s impossibly high standard of *all the time.* It would be revolutionary to “follow your energy and do what you want” just *20 percent* more than your current levels. And the astrological omens for 2004 suggest that you can easily exceed that. I say shoot for 30 percent, Taurus. Experiment with creating rich new meanings of the term “labor of love.”

Frustration Quiz

ignore
Your sign of frustration is….Ignoring! Instead
of dealing with problems, you ignore them.
Your theory to problems, is that if I pretend
they are not there, they’ll disappear.
Sometimes this method can work, but most of the
time it doesn’t. For a variety sometime, try
using one of the other methods, which are
discussed in this quiz. It might feel good!

What sign of frustration are you?
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Ambiance Quiz

Insane
You’re Insane: You might not have a personality
disorder, but you’re extremely misunderstood.
You spend more time in your head then you do
with any real person. You don’t fantasize
about rainbows and unicorns, but perhaps
something a bit darker. Philosophical.
Perhaps your fantasies are really grim
realities that everyone else ignores. You’re
views are hardly accepted, and a sometimes a
bit outlandish. Try to socalize more. Not
everyone is out to get you. Really.

Discover Your Ambience
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