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Monthly Archives: March 2006
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A friend of a friend
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Horoscope
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Does the curse “goddamn it” fly out of your mouth every time you stub your toe or misplace your keys? Do you know the brand names of ten different beers but have trouble remembering any of the Ten Commandments? Do you sometimes undress people in your imagination without their permission? If so, says the *Weekly World News,* you’re going to hell when you die many years from now. There is, however, a tiny chance you can begin some atonement now that will cancel out the karma from the above-named sins and stave off eternal damnation. APRIL FOOL! The acts I named aren’t sins, and besides, there’s no such thing as hell. However, it’s true that this is a good time to seek forgiveness and try to correct old mistakes.
[Fiction] Girl Ritual
So, I haven’t written anything new in a while. And by that, I mean, not in worlds that I haven’t already created.
A few nights ago, I had a scene in my head that was demanding to get out. So, I let it out.
It looks like it’s going to be a lead-in to something bigger. Aren’t they always?
As always, looking for constructive criticisms. :)
Finally, a dry-rotted piece of two-by-four crackled to life. She was bathed in a sudden excess of orange light. She looked no older than sixteen, though her birth records would disagree. A stained blanket served her as a skirt. The rags of a hole-riddled t-shirt, taken from the corpse of a homeless man like a deer skinned for its hide, were wrapped around her chest for modesty’s sake. Streaks of dirt and mud adorned her skin in decorative patterns. Her blonde hair was wild, save for four small braids, each with a token or charm on its end.
More pieces of the old house caught as her children grew. The heat pushed her back, and her shuffling drove a splinter into her tiny foot. Frowning for a moment, she maneuvered her bony knees into a sitting position, and examined the sliver. It was wide, and she used jagged fingernails, multi-color polish chipping off with time and use, to pry the splinter out. A small droplet of blood welled up where it had pierced her skin, rolled down her foot and onto the floor.
So, it was to be that kind of rite. That kind of night. She smiled, because it was all that was left to her.
The hardwood floor was beginning to catch. She tilted her head up, and could now see the shattered rafters, tatters of pink insulation hanging like icicles. Her progeny were growing strong. The fire would soon spread outward along the floor. It would reach the rivulets of gasoline that she’d left, and it would race off into bedrooms and bathrooms; it would learn to climb and to descend stairs. In its creation, life, and death, her progeny would consume this abandoned house–a perfect sacrifice for the powers that slept in the city.
She whispered the words of awakening into the growing fire. Her children took the words as they did the wood. She named four names for the victims, paused, and then named two for the perpetrators. Standing slowly, she approached a broken window. She gingerly took a shard of glass and sawed off a tuft of her thin, straight hair. Approaching the fire, standing now, the girl tossed her hair in. She inhaled the stench of her burning hair deeply, sacrificing a part of herself in the sacrifice of the house. Tossing the glass into the fire, she turned around and headed for the open front door.
She slipped into her tattered shoes and walked out into the nighttime street. Another few steps, and the girl could hear the faint wailing of sirens. The emergency response was slow, but it would come. She sat on the dirty sidewalk on the far side of the street, facing the abandoned house. She would drink in the sight of her sacrifice until the firefighters tried to kill her children, or until there was no more of the sacrifice for the flames to consume.
Name Quandary
I’m on the fence as to whether or not I should put my middle initial on the cover of my book. So, I’m asking for opinions. :)
Userpics like mad crazy.
On the suggestion of
From :
1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due again–enjoy paying them.
2 – Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it any more anyway.
3 – Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse is that you cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Way too easy.
So, this camera in my phone thing is going to get out of hand quickly. I’ve figured out how to take some pretty high-quality pics with this thing. It’s a 1.3 megapixel camera, and will take pics at up to 1280×1024. I can even flip the camera closed, and use the mini-window as a viewfinder to take good pictures of myself.
I really like this one, with the way the lighting behind me turned out. I’m studying, with hat and headphones on, at the MSU Main Library.
I have actually scheduled writery stuff for this weekend. I’m meeting with Bill and one of his friends, and giving this Writer’s Group thing another chance. Bill is one of those “It’s either literature or it’s crap.” kind of writers. This didn’t work out too well when it was me, him, and
Now I have to find something short enough to take in. Maybe something from my publishing class during my first semester back.
If nothing else, there will be as much Chinese food as I can eat.
I could have done better on my 日本語 test today, but after my cram session yesterday, I have more motivation to simply do things before they’re due. Doing that is why I’m usually so good at these tests.
Other than that, I’ve got the Mage LARP and studying this weekend.
When I actually get around to it, I’ll likely be testing my professional web page on my MSU space: http://www.msu.edu/~crampto3/ Right now, that just forwards to my ofDoom webspace. So many changes on levels that I never expected.

