Well, I called in sick today to do some job hunting. My attitude of “What are they gonna do, fire me?” kinda backfired. They called today and said that they’re accepting my resignation early. So I’m emailing the HR department to make sure that I’m still going to get paid for the time that I would have been at work.

Here’s some entertainment… I’m going to keep job-hunting. Extreme panic has once again passed.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You now have access to the wonderful abundance of the primal phallus. Before you giggle, let me remind you that while the meaning of “phallus” includes the mere penis, it also goes far beyond. It is a mythic symbol of procreative power; the archetype of nature’s restless urge to regenerate itself; a force both physical and psychic, generous and fierce, protective and demanding. And you, Taurus, are now sitting atop a huge, throbbing source of this vital force.